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Fifty quid to start. Then £90 a month.

Free setup. £50 for your first month, including 250 minutes of calls. Then £90 a month, or £900 a year. Founders’ offer: our first 10 customers pay £800 a year, and keep that price for as long as they stay on the yearly plan. Or go Premium at £300 a month, with Mary screening every call. Your first month only starts when Mary goes live.


The two plans

No haggling, no small print hiding behind the jars.

Step one · your first month
£50
first month, setup free

Includes 250 minutes of calls

  • Setup, free
  • Mary trained on your business
  • Your own phone line
  • Mary answering for your first month: 250 minutes of calls included
  • Missed-call text-back

Not for you? Tell us within 14 days and we refund the £50, less what Mary's calls cost.

Your first month, and those 14 days, start the day Mary goes live, not the day you sign up.

Start for £50

Step two · after that
£90
a month

or £900 a year: two months on the house.

Founders’ offer: our first 10 customers pay £800 a year, and keep that price for as long as they stay on the yearly plan.

  • Mary answering in your business name
  • Every job sent straight to you, emergencies marked URGENT
  • Messages on the spike for ring-backs
  • Missed-call text-back, included
  • Monthly is month to month. Cancel any time.

Before your first month ends, we ask if you’d like to carry on. Nothing moves onto £90 without your say-so.

Or go Premium · call sorting
£300
a month

Starts with the same £50 first month.

  • Everything in the £90 plan
  • Mary screens and triages every call
  • Real customers put through to you
  • VIP numbers, like your other half, ring straight through
  • Time-wasters and sales calls filtered out

Before your first month ends, we ask which plan you’d like. Nothing moves onto Premium without your say-so.


How starting works

No.1

Pay £50

Online, by card. Setup is free.

No.2

We set Mary up

Trained on your business, with your own phone line.

No.3

Mary goes live

Your first month and the 14-day refund window start the day she goes live.

No.4

You decide

Before the month ends, we ask if you’d like to carry on at £90 a month or £900 a year, or go Premium at £300 a month. No say-so, no charge.


On the top shelf

Add-ons, if you fancy. Starting prices, per month, on top of Mary’s monthly plan. Ask us and we’ll tell you exactly what’s ready today.

Messages

One inbox for Facebook, Instagram, texts and web chat, plus a chat box on your website and an AI assistant that answers and books jobs in.

AI assistant: ask first
from£50a month

Simple website

A proper website with your number, reviews and a quote form, kept up for you. £300 one-off to build it.

from£50a month

WhatsApp for your business

Customers WhatsApp your business; you reply from the same app as your texts.

Ask first
from£20a month

Online booking + reminders

Customers book a slot online and get a reminder, so fewer no-shows.

Reminders: ask first
from£20a month

A second phone line

A local number for a new patch, or a separate line for adverts so you can see which ones work.

from£10a month

Ads management

Facebook and Google adverts run for you. Your ad budget is on top, on your own card. We can’t promise results, but we’ll be straight with you about what’s working.

from£100a month

Or take a hamper

Bundles, on top of Mary’s monthly plan.

Get found

Google profile care and regular posts on Facebook, Instagram and Google. You just send photos of your jobs.

from+£60a month

Get paid

Two-way texting, booking reminders, a job board, quotes and pay-by-text, quote and invoice chasers.

Ask first
from+£60a month

Everything

Calls, Get found and Get paid, plus Messages, WhatsApp, directory listings and a website.

Some parts: ask first
from£300a month, all in

The £50 first month includes 250 minutes of calls. Prices are in pounds sterling and shown without VAT: we’re not VAT-registered yet, so there’s no VAT to add. If that changes, VAT would be added on top and we’d tell you first. Add-ons marked “ask first” aren’t part of what you pay for until we tell you they’re ready for your business.

Now taking calls

Fifty quid, and Mary minds the phone for a month. Start today.

Ring Mary and hear for yourself. Then start with your first month for £50.

07488 898019